I like accents, tetris, slushies, buddhist & hindu iconography, stand up comedy, dogs, cocktails and colourful hair.
I study film, and sometimes wish I could change my nationality.
This made me laugh.
Also, Kit Harrington is ridiculously good looking.
…Chavs/pikey scum calling their kids Alfie recently?
Never watched star wars, but still, liking this.
Why is dieting so hard? :(
Had a lovely pisshead Eastern european gentleman approach me at the bus stop today, and his words were and I quote:
"No English. Chicken and chips?" And held out his hands.
Like I could personally serve him chicken and chips. I asked if he meant he wanted money to buy chicken and chips and he said yes and he held out £2 and said that he needed more, I then told him, £2 was an ample amount to buy chicken and chips (in your bog standard, shitty East London chicken shop anyway) and then I went to pretend to take the £2 like ‘oh this is for me?’ he laughed and stumbled off. I then had another pisshead on my bus giving me his life story, telling me about his wife leaving him because of his alcohol problems, and slowly getting drunk from the alcoholic fumes radiating off of him. WHY DO PISSHEADS ALWAYS TALK TO ME? This happens to me a lot on public transport. :/
move away gamer gurls
GAMER DAWgS 2k11!!1
Oh I know what is a good idea. I’ll sit here at night, on my own, in the dark, and look at pictures of Anneliese Michel all possessed and listen to audio clips of her exorcisms on youtube. Good one, looks like I won’t be sleeping tonight.
Slusheh get in my belleh.
Why are american comedy sitcoms so mind-numbingly dumb and not even remotely funny at all?
I just had the displeasure of walking downstairs to my mum watching TV and I managed to catch a few minutes of Two and a half twats and it made me want to punch Charlie Sheen right in his deranged, arrogant, tiger blood balls.
Someone said they wanted see a close-up
someone please give my mac a kawaii makeover like this?!