BUMBACLOT.: Archive

Dec 12th

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What is it with

…Chavs/pikey scum calling their kids Alfie recently?

Sep 27th

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Sep 26th

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Sep 26th

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Sep 26th

SO Hungry.

Why is dieting so hard? :(

Sep 26th

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Alcoholic counsellor?

Had a lovely pisshead Eastern european gentleman approach me at the bus stop today, and his words were and I quote: “No English. Chicken and chips?” And held out his hands. Like I could personally serve him chicken and chips. I asked if he meant he wanted money to buy chicken and chips and he said yes and he held out £2 and said that he needed more, I then told him, £2 was an ample...

Sep 22nd

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Sep 21st

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Anneliese Michel

Oh I know what is a good idea. I’ll sit here at night, on my own, in the dark, and look at pictures of Anneliese Michel all possessed and listen to audio clips of her exorcisms on youtube. Good one, looks like I won’t be sleeping tonight.

Sep 20th

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Sep 20th

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Sep 20th

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Sep 20th

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Why are american comedy sitcoms so mind-numbingly dumb and not even remotely funny at all? I just had the displeasure of walking downstairs to my mum watching TV and I managed to catch a few minutes of Two and a half twats and it made me want to punch Charlie Sheen right in his deranged, arrogant, tiger blood balls.

Sep 20th

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Sep 20th

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Sep 19th

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Sep 19th

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Christ on a bicycle, my Uncle is quite literally one of the most annoying, selfish, sponging, retarded, manipulative bastards I’ve ever met, to the point of being ashamed of being related to him. CUNNNNNNNNNNNNT

Sep 19th

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Things I love ♡

Sitting in my boyfriends empty bath watching him pull funny faces in the mirror whilst shaving, and realising I’m pulling the face back at him.

Sep 18th

Reblog if you're willing to answer anything that...

Sep 18th

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danielleabelle asked: we need to talk about true blood soon.

Sep 18th

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Sep 17th

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Sep 16th

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I've discovered..

Coleslaw when drunk is quite simply the best tasting thing in the world ever.

Sep 16th

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likeripplesonablankshore asked: Just thought I'd let you know, at least 3 Louis Theroux boxsets exist and you can get them for about a tenner each on amazon! So So worth it, I think I may have to even re-buy mine, completely watched them out (there's some really good extras too) :) Loving the louis love. x

Sep 16th

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Sep 16th

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Sep 16th

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Sep 16th

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Sep 16th

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You know times are bad when...

You’re excited for the new iphone 5 to come out, not to get it, but because I’m that poor that I’m excited about my boyfriend getting it and giving me his hand me down iphone4 that’s battered to shit.

Sep 16th

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