I like accents, tetris, slushies, buddhist & hindu iconography, stand up comedy, dogs, cocktails and colourful hair.
I study film, and sometimes wish I could change my nationality.
Alcoholic counsellor?
Had a lovely pisshead Eastern european gentleman approach me at the bus stop today, and his words were and I quote:
“No English. Chicken and chips?” And held out his hands.
Like I could personally serve him chicken and chips. I asked if he meant he wanted money to buy chicken and chips and he said yes and he held out £2 and said that he needed more, I then told him, £2 was an ample amount to buy chicken and chips (in your bog standard, shitty East London chicken shop anyway) and then I went to pretend to take the £2 like ‘oh this is for me?’ he laughed and stumbled off. I then had another pisshead on my bus giving me his life story, telling me about his wife leaving him because of his alcohol problems, and slowly getting drunk from the alcoholic fumes radiating off of him. WHY DO PISSHEADS ALWAYS TALK TO ME? This happens to me a lot on public transport. :/
Thursday Sep 9 @ 04:57pmtagged as: drunk. pisshead. chicken. chips. london.
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